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THE REMATCH: MOTOMUCK 2-MAN

Just when you thought it was all over… Just when you thought the dust had settled… Just when you thought the fat lady had sung and she was heading to the buffet… There came the Re-Match!

At Round 1, the stakes had never been higher… until now! Round 2 hits hard this Sunday in the northern parts of Woodhill Forest and the stakes have indeed gotten higher. Yet another stomach-churning throw down from the two incumbent champions, towards the friendly, loving, approachable, and unsuspecting people’s champions of the series.

Round 1 counts for nothing as a winner takes all attitude envelops the two rival teams as one strives for guts and glory, while the other just wants to make it home in one piece. A classic Tom and Jerry showcase of smarts versus brawn, the likes of which the world has never seen.

The new Wager: The Round 2 winners will pay for the entry of the losing team at the Final Round!

Published scholars from around the world say that not one single human in existence wants that Dick-Dastardly-Duo to remain triumphant again. The people have spoken and it’s a resounding plethora of support for the loveable, likable lads.

Don’t miss this unmissable showdown between probably two of the greatest teams in the history of the sport. The likes of which will never be replicated again in our lifetime. Like Halley’s Comet - missing this dogfight means missing history.

See you in the sand this Sunday. Bring a spade for the burial after we take your heads, clean off.

Read all about The Wager here.

Read all about The Stitch Up here.

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